My dear little kilobyte conjuring weblets…Let me tell thee of my wholesome glee. I can hardly contain my gaiety, in such a time of joyous prosperity. For The Pixel have moved! Yes, believe me do, as what I say is…right.
Our new abode has walls, a ceiling, desks and even some kind of running water system that lets us wash indoors. It’s bliss. We don’t even need to batten down the hatches when the airship takes off. Tis’ solid and true.
It’s such an exquisite venue that we may even invite our mothers round for a goblet of tea and a mint viscount. Customers can come too if they wipe their clogs and don’t let the trolls out.
We now reside at: The Pixel, 4 Osprey Court, Hawkfield Way, Hawkfield Business Park, Bristol, BS14 0BB.
Which means all pigeons must now go to The Pixel Towers, fifth window on the left, not right! Sorry for any inconvenience or lost prize birds this may cause. So long…